It doesn't take most people very long after the wedding ceremony to find out that there are major differences between men and women. We have different perspectives. We have different preferences. We have different interests. That's not all bad, but it does require husbands and wives to make adjustments to another person who isn't anything like us.
According to some men, women are like cats. And according to some women, men are like dogs. I want to share a humorous comparison between the two from Mikey's Funnies.
WHAT IS A CAT?
(According to a man)
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They are totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They are moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
CONCLUSION: They are tiny women in fur coats.
They rarely listen to you.
They are totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They are moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
CONCLUSION: They are tiny women in fur coats.
WHAT IS A DOG?
(According to a woman)
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
CONCLUSION: They are little men in fur coats.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
CONCLUSION: They are little men in fur coats.
If you can relate to this comparison, then there are probably some things we can still learn from each other in order to improve our marriages and to be better husbands and wives. Let's acknowledge our differences, celebrate our God-given uniqueness, and seek to better understand members of the opposite sex.
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